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Wednesday, October 31, 2012

There was once a fox that lay under the gate of his farm in his normal spot, almost asleep when suddenly he saw a dingy dirty crow land on top of the fence post. Looking up, he saw a juicy, yummy, mouth watering apple in the crow’s mouth. The fox loved apples. That's what the farmer and his wife always gave the fox when he did something good. He knew that was his apple and he really wanted it, so he walked up to the bottom of the tree and said, "My, my, Miss Crow. How lovely you look. Your feathers are jet black and so shinny and beautiful. How your eyes glow and I bet you even have a great voice to go with all your good looks!" Well, the crow started to get very big-headed about what the fox was saying and decided to caw the best she could. The crow opened her mouth and down went the apple. The apple didn't even hit the ground before the fox got it. “Let me give you some advice, Miss Crow. Just because someone tells you how great you are and how pretty you are just to get something from you isn't worth the hurt and disappointment.

The crow was very angry and upset. “That wasn't nice at all,” she said. “If you would have asked for some I would have shared it with you.” The fox felt bad and didn't know what to say, so he ran off to the farm, leaving the crow crying. The fox came back shortly afterwards and brought the crow one of his apples. Ever since that day the crow and the fox have been best friends




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Wednesday, September 26, 2012

BAD VS GOOD




BAD VS. GOOD
On an eerie night, one of the biggest baddest ship careened across the water. On this ship were bad pirates known to destroy anything that came in their way. If they saw a ship they would put a black stop on a piece of paper as a threat towards whoever was in their way of finding the treasure, even possibly blow a man down!
Ahoy!! Look over there! Handsomely haul wind towards a serore! said Captain Jack. Now before we get started there is going to be a code of conduct. The first rule, do not let another pirate give no quarter! Secondly, do not hang the jib! If you do you will walk the plank, because no pirate of mutiny. Thirdly, no taking a caulk, or ye will weigh the anchor during this journey! Last, if you obey these rules, you get splice the mainbrace!
But ye man that gun, ye cowardly swabs! Tibby! Ye will swing the lead! smartly Tibby show a leg! Sail ho, everyone remember you’re robs ,an,emd re,ber  the rules.”
“Aye lads”, said Captain Mighty.”A rr!! Blimey ho! said Captain Jack. “Who let that strumpet aboard on my ship? We are the good pirates. What are you lads doing down this way?
            “Arg, ye good eh? We are the pirates you don’t want to mess with. We are here to remember! Hopefully hit the motherload! said Captain Jack.
            “The motherload?” Well water out because we are to! said Captain mighty
“lads! Grab the six pounders and get ready to fire in the hole! Remember the rules! This means war! We never said we were good! Ye scallywags better get your strumpet and use her well! said Captain Jack.
            “Lads”! We need to find a faster way to the motherload! Tibby! shine all the buckles and get them nealy for war! said Captain Jack
            “Men, in two point seven seconds we will be near the motherload! Grab the strumpet and set her free. Set fire there are the bad! said Captain Mighty.
            “The  gial just went overboard to Davey Jones locker, ye, cowardly swabs get over here and stop Captain Mighty! Yes! We got the treasure! kill everyone! said Captain Jack.
            At last the Bad pirates win and the good dies! Shiver me timbers Arg!






Thursday, September 13, 2012

fluffy

Fluffy is my albino burm
Image from google