BAD
VS. GOOD
On an eerie night, one
of the biggest baddest ship careened across the water. On this ship were bad
pirates known to destroy anything that came in their way. If they saw a ship
they would put a black stop on a piece of paper as a threat towards whoever was
in their way of finding the treasure, even possibly blow a man down!
Ahoy!! Look over there!
Handsomely haul wind towards a serore! said Captain Jack. Now before we get
started there is going to be a code of conduct. The first rule, do not let
another pirate give no quarter! Secondly, do not hang the jib! If you do you
will walk the plank, because no pirate of mutiny. Thirdly, no taking a caulk,
or ye will weigh the anchor during this journey! Last, if you obey these rules,
you get splice the mainbrace!
But ye man that gun, ye
cowardly swabs! Tibby! Ye will swing the lead! smartly Tibby show a leg! Sail
ho, everyone remember you’re robs ,an,emd re,ber the rules.”
“Aye lads”, said Captain
Mighty.”A rr!! Blimey ho! said Captain Jack. “Who let that strumpet aboard on
my ship? We are the good pirates. What are you lads doing down this way?
“Arg, ye good eh? We are the pirates
you don’t want to mess with. We are here to remember! Hopefully hit the
motherload! said Captain Jack.
“The motherload?” Well water out because we are to! said Captain mighty
“lads! Grab the six pounders and get ready to fire in the hole! Remember the rules! This means war! We never said we were good! Ye scallywags better get your strumpet and use her well! said Captain Jack.
“Lads”! We need to find a faster way to the motherload! Tibby! shine all the buckles and get them nealy for war! said Captain Jack
“Men, in two point seven seconds we will be near the motherload! Grab the strumpet and set her free. Set fire there are the bad! said Captain Mighty.
“The gial just went overboard to Davey Jones locker, ye, cowardly swabs get over here and stop Captain Mighty! Yes! We got the treasure! kill everyone! said Captain Jack.
At last the Bad pirates win and the good dies! Shiver me timbers Arg!
“The motherload?” Well water out because we are to! said Captain mighty
“lads! Grab the six pounders and get ready to fire in the hole! Remember the rules! This means war! We never said we were good! Ye scallywags better get your strumpet and use her well! said Captain Jack.
“Lads”! We need to find a faster way to the motherload! Tibby! shine all the buckles and get them nealy for war! said Captain Jack
“Men, in two point seven seconds we will be near the motherload! Grab the strumpet and set her free. Set fire there are the bad! said Captain Mighty.
“The gial just went overboard to Davey Jones locker, ye, cowardly swabs get over here and stop Captain Mighty! Yes! We got the treasure! kill everyone! said Captain Jack.
At last the Bad pirates win and the good dies! Shiver me timbers Arg!
